Does anyone really use a Dictaphone anymore?  I seriously just looked at a job posting at an unnamed organization and one of the required skills is Dictaphone.

In all my years of admin work, temping, and general around-offices-ness, I have not had to touch a Dictaphone.

Dude, send your secretary an email with bullet points.  She knows how to write the letter.  If she doesn't, you need a new secretary.

I was chatting online with Dave (who will be here in less than two weeks!  hurrah!), and we were talking about the old test prep days, when we worked at rival companies (I was at TPR, he was at the Evil Empire, as it was known in my office).  I remembered my least favorite item of office equipment - the Scantron.

That thing jammed more than strawberries.  More than Phish!

And was about as archaic as a Dictaphone.  Which is why they're giving some tests by computer (by the way, it is so much better, I don't care how scary you might find it, get over it, computers are here, they're queer, get used to it).  When schools find their way into the 21st century, the SAT will go that way too, I'm convinced.  For now, though, there are just too many kids and not enough machines.

They've changed the test, I see.  Some more.  Last I heard they'd just eliminated analogies.  Those were the best part!  Vocabulary! Vocabulary!

OK, I'm done.  Dictaphone.  Hmph.