This morning, when I was getting dressed, I broke my bra.

This happened once before, in the exact same fashion.  I'm fastening it, and SPROING the plastic ring holding the strap to the rest of it gives way and I get slapped with the damn thing.

You would think, given the nature of the beast, and I mean beast, they might make this little ring out of something other than plastic.  Metal, perhaps?  There's already plenty of metal involved, why not a little more?

Bras of the nature I require are not inexpensive.  This style, of which I own probably a couple of dozen, is very comfortable, and it's very nice that it's not the most expensive I've ever worn, but it's still only 30 bucks, as opposed to 50.  I think it's stupid that this ring goes before the hooks and eyes loosen, before the elastic weakens, before the underwire pokes out.  Unfortunately the photo does not show the ring, which is in back.  Pervy types, go ahead and have your field day, but I'm not telling you my size.

I demand decent bras.  Demand!  Endowed sisters, demand with me!

And by the way, no-slip strap my shiny white butt, though I prefer slipping straps than digging-in-for-permaruts straps.

Gah.